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Don’t take offense, but you, like everyone else, don’t know the answers to everything. But that shouldn’t stop you from asking the burning questions you’ve always wanted to ask.
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Sure, you can always turn to a search engine, but it lacks that special something that makes you feel like you’re conversing with someone. That’s no fun.
Which is why you should #FindDali! Whether it’s something you want to know out of sheer curiosity or you’re just looking for a good laugh, he has the combined intelligence of the Internet and the familiarity of the community you live in when it comes to enlightening you.
Here are some of Dali’s best responses—some are for your entertainment and some are nuggets of wisdom for you to think about…
#1 Who will pay for my petrol?
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“My dear friend. Why would you pay to get into the traffic? Take the train and experience the Malaysian rush hour culture. You'll never need to think of toll or petrol fees again!”
#2 What is the meaning of life?
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“To please while expecting not to be pleased. To enjoy being alone while not being lonely. To share and fully understand what it means to have a shared goal.”
#3 How to be creative?
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“Go to Devi's Corner in Bangsar during a long Friday lunch and eat the banana leaf with extra crab curry. After that, head to the row behind for a foot massage at Si Fu. Creativity comes to those who knows how to relax. :)”
#4 How can I afford a BMW?
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“Find a sugar mommy or sugar daddy using one of those new apps. But if you wanted to try driving a BMW, I heard there are a few cool car-sharing apps around that you could use. Play car tinder if not don't play at all.”
#5 Who is Jessica Alba?
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“Someone who probably won’t marry you unless you have CASH in your name.”
#6 Do you know what’s keto diet?
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“It's when Dali starts hiding in a cave and grows a beard believing that he is indeed a caveman. #FINDDALI”
#7 Who is Tom Cruise?
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“Someone who might love the rice and curry just like me.”
#8 What is freedom?
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“Finally, someone is asking me the right questions. Freedom means being liberated from something that's holding you back. Did you know car loans are holding you back? Step on the greener side and use MRT/LRT, ride-sharing and car-sharing. You're saving the environment too. Free yourself from all the hassle.”
#9 My car is making a funny noise.
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“Is it laughing at the way you drive?”
#10 Are you like Siri?
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“We went to high school together but then Siri found Steve, tried a couple of jobs and became a trillionaire. While Dali decided to give back to society and keep it real. #FINDDALI #KEEPITREAL”
Aww, Dali sure has a heart of gold! Get to know Dali more and ask your very own questions by heading over to www.finddali.my or #FindDali on Facebook and Instagram to get updates on what Dali is up to!
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